cHeF dE sUeH wAh’S bLoG

Things are getting boring now thou. First thing, no cash! People always call things water of life especially by the french and italians. Usually liquor or liquer. But it isnt Aquavit for me. Water of life is CASH! Without cash, can you get liquor, water or Aquavit? Got will never get a shit without it. No cash = no life.

Getting to work is now getting sucky. And i am getting more guai lan. Customers trying to make you like a clown, FUCK THEM! Things getting out of hand, make it worse and get the bouncers. A customer who comes like every night who i named bastard is truely one. Calling you like a dog to pour his drink or meet his demands which i just simpily ignore and pertend not hearing it. Look. Whay i hated this bastard? Hes a patetic dancer and is trying hard to get attention wearing that suit he got from Sugenai road at $5 and the dead man’s hat getting at the incest paper store, getting on stage dance while the singers sung. I felt bad for the singers. I felt bad for my colluges. What the fuck are we? We get that few bucks which we should and being command worse that how i do it to my puppy, cookie.

Give me a $50 tips, maybe i would give you a better service which i just fuck care his seat, trying to get him soaked with beer(which he always orders and begs for discounts). Hes a fucking cheapo which never ever once give tips not a cent nor two. Overall, hes a fucking LOOSER. Along with his dear bitch which i call her FAT BITCH which i discribed her on my previous post. She dances like fuck which makes a perfect couple between fat bitch and bastard. Hopping table to table getting free drinks which(no one likes her getting to their table) she thinks that shes really welecome.

Some cheap asses(my colluges) are not in the position to even say something about me could not stop subo me. I dont care, anyway… I am gonna kick their asses when they are on my tail. Getting in on the same day as me, i dont give a fuck. Nor those seniors (which to say, they are fine). I dont give a fuck of what others think about me since at the end of the day, get my cash and fuck off.

But the most glamourse thing in the pub are the ah gua. Wearing a g-sting super high and a pair mini shorts. You will laugh your ass off when they could not stop shaking their asses and some dumb fuck squeeze their asses or better still, tell you to take your time while i am trying to count a girl(girl?).

Right. Working for more than a week. Personal tips growing, know more rules(no rules stating that i cant dance with customers when i feel like it. Lol) But very, very fucked up hours and gotta wait for their next outlet open on the 30th of november at Orchard shopping center(i think? next to Meridian Hotel) where i should be getting a full time position there. Pretty cool place to work at. Just know people or shall i say be friendly and everything cool will land on you. Right now i suspect one of those singer babes is eyeing me. Haha seriously babe. But not too much intentions to woo her thou. As everyone knows or dont know, i am just looking for something really simple. just salt and pepper. nothing more complicated than that. She look decent thou. And she loves to drink!!! Look. I am supposed to go top up customers drinks and sometimes my boss, managers and sometimes the drinks of singers(which mercy on alcohol is given since i feel really bad looking at my colluges get home drunk or worse still, drunk and forced to drink more)

Okay. I dont know that girls name and not gonna initiatate to ask for it maybe untill one day miricle happens?

Anyway, going KL, Ipoh and Cameron Highlands with my darling(pui pui pui) Caleb for honeymoon(*Ahem*) next weekend(25th-29th Nov) so if you guys cant get me, dont fuck me for not giving notice.

Great. Finally found a stupid job as a bartender cum waiter again. A job that requires ear muffers, sure fire torches and a good tolerance on alcohol. First day at work? Not bad eh? With the fucked up techno, ah pek that drinking martel with coke(what the fuck??!! conac, or shall i say brandy MUST be neat in a balloon stem!!!), fucked up chinese and cantonese music blasting my fucking ear drumbs off! Alright. Its a canto pub. Working hours? 11-6am. No break, no nice people(a bunch of stucked up waiters there thou), but lots and lots of hot babes, pretty good personal tips for my first day this morning($30 from 2 guest handed to my hand). Yup. My working enviroment.

That fucked up dj finally played some R & B before it closes and after like 12 shot of whiskey coke/green tea(it sucks), its time to swing man. Yeah. I mean SWING! And here it goes for that last track, Move bitch! This track should come up much earlier! With the bitches, butch all blocking my way(and i knocked 2 girls down. Pro huh?). Try comming down and see that 60 year old trying to dance with the techno. That fat bitch(1.5 times my size) dancing to 你那么爱他 and you would go like what the fuck?