Right, right, right
Saturday, July 22nd, 2006Right. Just came back from hong kong on Friday. Any you know what? I quit bliss last night cos i am ‘promoted’ to the general manager. GENERAL manager. To wash the dishes, sweep the floor at 9pm, wash the toilet hourly and it obviously sucks. So fuck chrisine and fuck bliss. Anyway… Got hospitalised for my first time and its an a forgien land. In china!!!
Went to china san sui(3 water as theres 3 major river around surrounding the area) from china which took me 5 hours to travel over via mrt and bus rides and obviously it sucks stuck with like S$500 and HK$60 in my wallet. Starving and thirsty with 2 cups of gummies in my bag, eatting one of them up. And i arrived like 7pm that night getting a cab to a friends place just down the street feeling hotter than the kitchen. Shit! Nose bleed! But fuck care la! Go for dinner first of a hot bowl of beef noodles and a glass bottle of cola which cost me less than a dollar for all the food??!! Oh yes. Its china. Going into a really run down house 5th floor up is no joke which the water heater is also powered by propane gas!!! Feeling what the fuck am i doing at this fucked up place? Wow! Nike, addidas shops, KFC, Mac, Pizza hut are just around the corner so it wont feel so bad. Taking a cup of shaved ice would make me feel like a fool eatting to super big chunks of ice cubes topped with a scoop of freezer burnt strawberry, almost rotten flavoured mango cordial and some mango cubes. Fuck! I am here for gormet food and to taste what they can best offer me but i am eatting as though from the toilet bowl?
Then came 9pm. Allens’ uncle a soya sauce maker took us to a nearby tim sum restruant for a bite of steamed pork ribs, chicken feet and siew mai. Trust me. Its really good. Do you see shrimps in siew mai? Definately you would at Hong kong but never at san sui since its a river area but i was told that that was the authentic siew mai. I dont taste MSG and bullion. Thats the best thing i ever encounter.
After having a poo in the super run down house, i realised that i am again bleeding on my nose. Bleeding in the super run down toilet which what??!! A lady with hollow eyes and dark eye circles and her face pale with no blood??!! With a white coat. Shit!!!!! GHOST!!!! But i pretend not to see her untill she disappears.
Then came the next day. Went to the hospital almost 40 minutes after i woke up due to a nose bleed that woke me up. Getting a super run down cab with Allen and rushed to the hospital. Getting to the emergency bay, everyone seemed so calm and a doctor saw me running me to the nose ward just 20m away. Getting me a blood stained ice pack and gauze, got me to lie on the again, blood stained bed, using strange objects inserting into my nose. They have decided to give me 6 jabs on my nose which i dont understand since they talk only in cantonese. Allen objected and they came up with another way of treatment, getting a yellow coloured(obviously recycled from the last patient) 1cm thick pipe and about 8inches which 5 are in my nose-troat. Not getting any explanation, they just stuff that shit into my nose and got a XXL Strynge and pump some air to inflate the stupid pipe. Then telling me to get on another stretcher which transfers me to the ward on the 7th floor which is the ear, nose, troat department. Before that, Allen went to do the administration before i could do anything which cost like 30 minutes with me ‘kao beiing’ singing tong hua just like what the MTV is all about with his girlfriend collapsing during his concert from nose bleed due to lukemia. So there i was! In that fuck up ward which i suppose was first class with another bed beside mine with air condition and a private toilet. The other bed was not occupied so i had the room all for myself.
Right! No babes on the streets at least there should be hot nurses but nah. All of them are wrapped untill like bak chang. With mask and a stupid looking nurse hat or whatever you call it. And a BIG FAT NURSE came to my room with another babe(i think) who is a trainee nurse. Came with 6 tubes which i identified to draw 5cl of blood each. Poking a stupid needle on my write fist and connecting it 1 by 1 of the tubes into my fist drawing blood. Fuck! 50ml x 6? 300ml of blood for their stupid lab which i can settle in singapore with just 1! Then came the tzui! A small bottle of 500ml scare me to my nerves! Then came another 5 packets of 2 x 2L, 1 x 750ml and 1 x 500ml! It took me almost 5 hours to finish that shit and that stupid pipe in my nose is killing me. Drinking only packet milk and locozac feeling almost imposible to swallow anything down my troat. Lucky! I had a 24cl Baileys in my bag! Wahaha alcohol in my bag!!! Its time to party! Of course with tzui on my hand hanging like nobodys business. So came the next day. I refused to eat nor drink till they remove that stupid tube from my troat. And i forced them to discharge me from the stupid hospital which they did not have a choice. So great! 1 day more in san sui going for a 90minuite message by a hot babe and cost less than S$10! Shes hot i think, looking really decent but her t-shirt is too big and can see everything when she bends. Looking really rude not to look at her when she bent while talking which she thought that i am an arrogant singaporean which is obviously not my fault but her boobs. So, mac donalds, kfc, river food(instead of seafood) which a super bony fish tasted better than cod and some funny stuffs. Shit! No cigarettes! I bought only 1 packet and what cigarettes thay have? Not even marlboro! Some fucked up china brand like double happyness and those shit. Fuck! No smoking for the next few days. At least, i survived to tell the tales of the fucked up hospital in china!
